Either way, I am done now. Thank you for watching. If you are new here, click the follow button to follow along, check out all the links below the stream. We got Sloth Hoodies, we got subscribe, we got tips, we got YouTube, we got Instagram, Twitter, Jinx. If you haven't checked out my latest YouTube video, I just put up one about my vanilla WoW characters and what's in their bank. Bit of a nostalgia trip, check that one out. Also... I guess I could also fire him if I wanted to lower my team value, which might actually help a bit. So, I don't know. I think about it. Also thanks to everybody who subscribed, and resubscribed, and donated, and dropped bits. I appreciate all of it. And, yeah. Thanks for watching. Hopefully I helped you fall asleep. Hopefully chilled you out a bit. Calmed your anxieties. Had some fun. Had some goofs. Had some gaffes. Either way, thank you for watching. We are back tomorrow. Yeah. Ok? Ok. See ya! JurassicBarkS4E7 : goodnight Noodlestein : BibleThump MataNui95 : crendorSleeper crendorHigh DevTwoThousand : Thanks for streaming, Crendor! <3 Buugar : IM STILL HERE MataNui95 : !info Moobot : Follow the stream to be alerted when Crendor goes live! Also, check out these links! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/crendor Twitter: http://twitter.com/crendor Facebook: http://facebook.com/crendor Instagram: http://instagram.com/crendorwastaken Buugar : KINDA Capn_K_ : <3 <3 <3 Triago26 : thats not a norse, that's an elf in underwear Cervarian : fairFeels MataNui95 : !subscribe Moobot : Subscribing gets you a cool crensloth subscriber badge, a virtual high-five, 20 emotes, and more! http://ow.ly/Yxlmy MataNui95 : !discord Moobot : Hey nerd We have a Discord server (both text and voice channels). You can even use our Twitch emotes! PogChamp Join u https://discord.me/crendor PizzaGateIsTrue : was a good stream Buugar : @MataNui95, tell us a tale MataNui95 : !goodnight Moobot : Need some relaxing ASMR? Need Crendor whispering sweet nothings in your ear as you lie awake in the dark? Check out another of Crendor's channel https://www.youtube.com/GoodnightCrendor Superbo120 : crendorSleeper crendorHigh crendorFive crendorWuh bye crendor cloudsora : @Crendor, Came here from that vid lol NamikoChan : @Crendor, do you plan on playing elysium? MataNui95 : @Buugar, Once there was a nerd who streamed bloodbowl Oceanman_TakeMeBytheHand : you missed nerdvicta BibleThump @buugar MataNui95 : He had ridiculously good luck and won lots of games Buugar : BibleThump justinsix : night crendor thanks for the stream! MataNui95 : He also was a nerd and had to go to bed sometimes and stop streaming Buugar : good tale justinsix : I was editing videos with you in the background haha Kingsanitarium : crendorFive crendorBlind crendorHigh Noodlestein : bleedPurple BibleThump Sai_Maa : Neat that you and Sam have put more BB content on lately. Alright everybody. So that was a quick stream. I just wanted to stream the game I played. Have a little fun. Having an earlier stream. But I'll be streaming again later, so... yeah. Thanks for watching. If you are new here, click the follow button to follow along, and check out all the links below the stream. And thanks to everybody who subscribed, and resubbed and dropped bits. I appreciate all that. And yeah. Ok? Ok. See ya! EinFassMet : ah ty DangerousMuteLunatic : 150k is too little for that quads_4 : @meowingtonz672, do you mean rounds in a game? 8 per half 2 halfs so 16 basedozr : GG CorthezBlake : shut up, ronin! AdverseAspect : Did Crendor say where he's going? meowingtonz672 : lol FoolOfMadness : Streaming tomorrow? AdverseAspect : inb4 Ikea Deadeye1478 : out with a friend Either way. I am done now. So thank you for watching. If you are new here, again, click the follow button to follow along, be alerted when I go live. Also, check out all the links below the stream. There is Sloth Hoodies, there is subscribe, there is tips, there is YouTube, there is Instagram, there is Twitter, there is Jinx, there is Facebook. You got it all down there. Also, thanks to everybody who did subscribe, and resubscribe, and donate, and dropped bits. I appreciate all of it. And we will be back tomorrow. Ok? Ok. Who are we going to host? Is there anyone on I know? Is EXBC on? Let's see. They are sub-badge designing. Alright, we are gonna host EXBC. Alright. Thank you for watching. Ok? Ok. See ya! Deathmaster800 : yes Wolfefla1 : by owning the game Deathmaster800 : by a landslide Wolfefla1 : pre nurgle relesase Zedrasil : Yeti Ditka will never surpass the Lizard Ditka ShatteredIce : @Bravely_defaulting, got 4 injuries in one turn ShatteredIce : @Bravely_defaulting, one of which was a death Emictavice : crendorFive crendorPizza crendorHigh Bravely_defaulting\s : Oh wow thebhaalist : Will Yeti Ditka ever surpass Big Mac Kappa Drakhanas : !discord Moobot : Hey nerd We have a Discord server (both text and voice channels). You can even use our Twitch emotes! PogChamp Join u https://discord.me/crendor Xephizer : sbzyFeedMe LancerEagle : Lizard Ditka, the ultimate Ditka BronzePanda : !crendor remedy232 : I have really thought about getting this game but I can never decide. lel Moobot : Crendor (The Nerd) is a machinima/non-content based YouTuber and Twitch streamer. His nerdy YouTube videos focus primarily on World of Warcraft and other Blizzard games, while his nerdy streaming includes many different games and game types. For more info, check out his links underneath the stream. SirIronclad13 : @DraggoonLord People who bought the game at release got all the races up to now for free. Anguyen92ab : All right, take care all. Bravely_defaulting\s : So even worse than the skink massacre Raymone2 : cya Crendor and chat BrantWarder : crendorFive crendorNerd crendorHigh adavader : bye guys crendorHigh BronzePanda : HAVE A GOOD NIGHT CHAT Losingmastered : BibleThump / Stewbedale : bye crendor Emictavice : crendorFive CoolStoryBob crendorHigh QuintessenceOfMe : !uptime Moobot : The nerd has been live for: 4h 49m 53s TBearrr : all DLC last year was free if you owned the game before the race came out BronzePanda : LOVE YOU ALL Slipkrit96 : crendorSleeper crendorHigh DraggoonLord : HAVE A GOOD NIGHT BRONZE BronzePanda : NIGHT FRIENDS BronzePanda : MORE NEWS TOMORROW ShatteredIce : @Bravely_defaulting, this was him massacre'ing the other team, just to clarify :) Monstructor : Later QuintessenceOfMe : Early Crendor stream? ARgh. I think we are done here. Thank you everyone for watching. Thank you to everybody who subscribed, and resubscribed, and dropped bits, that was the most bits I think I have ever seen in a stream in the four years that I have streamed. Uh... so thank you everybody, I appreciate it a lot. Uh... a lot a lot actually. And I'ma use some of those to go buy donuts. Uh... it's gonna be great. And donations, cause a couple people donated, cause they heard it's like: 'Why not.' Zoidberg 5 bits, enjoyed the stream, have a good night, Crendodge. Thank you, Zoidberg. Uhm... uh... also if you are new here, click the follow button to follow along and be alerted when I go live, whenever Twitch actually decides to work and let people know that I go live. Uh... and, yeah. Uh... Donkey Kong stream tomorrow. It's gonna be good, it's gonna be fun. Come along for the ride. Get your popcorn. Get your Papa Jon's. Uh... get it all. And, uh... I don't think I missed any subs or donations or bits or anything like that. If I did, I am sorry. Just tell me next time and I'll be like: 'Yo.' Cause I asked already and then forgot again, so, uh... yeah. Ok? Ok. See ya! xaaaf : landslide can beethoven is great lol Zoidberg2142 : Muxy5 enjoyed the stream, have a good night crendoge prh_99 : Enjoy the donuts. Thanks for streaming. gerald_bud : crendorSleeper crendorHigh Troggie : Is a tallulah host in the works?! @Crendor Kippa [misstyped Kappa] Revanite20 : Night fellow nerds Xyxtus : NO, Thank You @Crendor good night Cerabret100 : going to work on them ad bits for tomorrow rafide : have a nice day Evanism : Dognuts! Dos3d : donuts hype forty4dragon : Goodnight Crens! Stewbedale : cya crendawg enjoy the donuts silfa144 : night crendor!! night everyone The0nly1ne : Bitnuts Chili0Man : RIP for the fallen from the bit war Kappa Naoki2534 : U+1F44C Yaroslavsky : @LancerEagle Good one! DevTwoThousand : I'M SO READY FOR DONKO Revanite20 : @chili0man there can be only one crendorSkittles DevTwoThousand : THANKS FOR STREAMING, CRENDOR Let's get the three die. Uh... nice. Except not nice, because he has Block as well. I didn't even realize that. Cool. Alright, let's blitz this guy. There we go. Ah! I got an injury. Whelp, broke his ribs. Takethedamage1 resubbing four months in a row. Thanks takethedamage1. One, two, three, four! Swag. And said Crencats in the chat please. I see that is why there is all the Crencats in the chat. Makes sense. Uh... and tymochranus just subscribed. Thanks tymochranus. Swag. Shit, and you rolled an eighteen, you rolled only two away from a twenty. He's just got some crazy Witchelfs. One crazy Witchelf at least. Uh.... My thing is, right... uh... yeah, it's hard to be self-motivating. That is one of the hardest things about YouTube in general. Every time, every time I make like a machinima video, or anything that requires like a decent amount of time to be put into it, I'm like: 'Wow. That was so easy. Why don't I do this more often?' And then you like fall back into the like, just the mindset of like 'Oh my god. I gotta do a thing.' And then you just get lazy with it. Shit! Uhm... my thing is, this is what I just said, my thing is, uh... with like YouTubers and streamers and stuff right, a lot of YouTubers have written books. And most of the time when they write a book they are like: 'I am YouTuber, YouTuber Ben and I am writing a book about my life.' Or they write a book like 'Ben's crazy adventures. Ben457 blogger and my blog adventures', and it's just like a bunch of things like: 'This one time I made a blog about going to the park' and it's like a page about them going to the park. It's like dude... I don't know. Like I was just like I just want to write like a real like book. Like a novel. You know? Like I don't want to be like: 'Hey, I have a following. So I'm gonna write a book about like... I don't know. What would I... just like the, 'How To Be A YouTuber', or like 'The Non-content Chronicles' or some shit. Like, as much as I enjoy non-content, I wouldn't wanna write a book about it. You know? Unless there was just a book filled with pages of nothing. In which case, that would be worth writing. That would be funny. But I think people have Broke his jaw. Yeah, that's my like pet peeves things. I don't wanna write about myself really. Cause I feel like a lot of YouTubers and people do that and I'm just like: 'Why?' And I get why. It is gonna sell. But I don't want... Ass! I don't wanna write a book that is just gonna sell, I wanna write a book that is like: 'Yo dog. That was a good book. That was a good story. That was a good world. I enjoyed that book.' Something where not just people that watch me would pick it up, and be like: 'Hihi. This is a Crendor original.' Something where somebody would pick it up and be like: 'Shit dude. I don't even know who this is, but this is a good book.' You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I don't even know... here is the thing, right. So many YouTubers, right. I'm doing like, I'm doing this thing: 'So many YouTubers. So many... let me tell you something.' So many YouTubers are like: 'I am so busy, guys. I am the most busy person I think you have ever met in your life. You haven't met me but if you did you'd be like: 'Wow, that is the busiest person I have ever met in my life.' And I don't... I have never thought of myself as like a super busy person, for doing YouTube and streaming. Right? Like, when I think about it, most people go to school, or work their job for like at least eight hours, right? And then they spend some time in traffic, which is like what? Another hour or two, depending? That is already like nine ten hours your day. To me, that is busy. Right? And then they like go do stuff, like be social, like 'Ah I gotta talk to my family, I gotta go out with my friends. Blah blah. That is already like already a bunch of stuff to do. I'm not busy. Like... like, I don't know. Comparatively, I don't consider myself busy. So whenever YouTube people are like: 'Ah man, I was so busy I'd like render a video yesterday.', it's like, yeah but you can do other things while your video renders. I don't know. I think a lot of YouTubers and... uh... Ass! Not Protective Charm! Ok, no long term effect. No long term effect. I think a lot of YouTubers like to pretend... they have this false sense of business. I don't feel like you're busy at all, Crendor. Here is the thing, uh... it doesn't feel like I am busy a lot of time, cause I break up what I do as well. Like for example, uh... it's more, yeah... it's more of like time management. More than anything. Oh shit! I could have blocked with him. Vul_shock : @Crendor be self motivating? Vul_shock : That is such a hard skill to have sometimes Moobot : tymochranus just subscribed! You rolled an 18! Y0urfirstb0rn : holy.... Pilatian : danLUL BMCarts : best 3 die block ever Zandandido : crendorFive crendorWuh crendorHigh Strelet : does anyone know if there will be a new crendorian invitational? Eventia : Vul_shock, Worth it if you develop it, though theSLiKbandit : PogChamp Dimensionalshadow : So it begins vladtet909 : Already off to a good start. Kappa Losingmastered : First time I managed to get a triple die block it was triple skull FeelsBadMan snejj : crendorCat crendorCat crendorCat crendorCat crendorCat crendorCat crendorCat crendorCat crendorCat crendorCat crendorCat crendorCat salttea7 : @Rave_Digger Well expect the steelheart books El_Bearsidente : those are all ship names, aren't they Hirokeuchi : If I remember right, I injured this guy's assassin Revanite20 : crendorCat Jdpettit : i think "bad luck bois" is a ploy to lull people off guard... Oceanman_TakeMeBytheHand : OSsloth Dimensionalshadow : I think so Bear tymochranus : where do I see what I rolled crendor? straightgamesta : assassins are overrated players IMO cloudsora : OH Right @Crendor you should check out Matt Colville as youtube and his books. Dimensionalshadow : Under the sub notification Tymo tymochranus : ahhh Vul_shock : Completely agree @Eventia I have been trying recently to make myself learn stuff like premiere and so far I've been doin good. The next step is to motivate myself to upload it to youtube.... Rave_Digger : @salttea7 yeah I just got the 3rd one and the only connection is Calamity is like Ruin and Honor etc. Eventia : Vul_shock, And then to keep that motivation going UndeadZamiel : I'm pretty sure they just have ghostwriters tymochranus : crendorSkittles Dimensionalshadow : lol greencrayon582 : a lot of those books are trash ugh cloudsora : @Crendor It's a fantasy book, he's a game writer SteelStitch : heyo Vul_shock : I know Ashens wrote a book but I didn't know that it was common practice Darke_Imp : It's funny cuz a lot of youtubers have made me more motivated heh 4Head Deathmaster800 : Oh god a deathroller with Pileon Emictavice : The park crendorPog MataNui95 : That was one crazy nostalgic WoW trip @Crendor filiptod : That's a joke... that's like that Snooky writing a book and bragging about it... it's bs MataNui95 : You could sell those cookies for millinos of gold Dimensionalshadow : Write a book about Sloths straightgamesta : florida man Vul_shock : Also out of curiosity what is the difference between a novel and a novella? freaker_one : "Crendors Bizarre IKEA Adventures" TinaTaru : Hello @MataNui95 El_Bearsidente : people who're barely 30 writing biographies. Thank you internet. 7trektoe : Write a non-content book 7trektoe : Nvm [nvm is an abbreviation of "never mind"] Rashmanic : you dont want to write about yourself, essentially Bitesizedeth : Writing about non content, becomes content. MataNui95 : @TinaTaru, Hell oTina! How are you? Jdpettit : @vul_shock length i think Vul_shock : @freaker_one That would be a great choose your own adventure book The27thKnight : The Adventures of Florida Sloth OSsloth TinaTaru : I am okay. Currently studying SwiftHenemaru : Never forget that Ashens wrote 50 Pages of Grey. Anderrya : YOU BURK HIS JURRRRRRF! SwiftHenemaru : It's 50 pages of the word grey repeated over and over. MataNui95 : @TinaTaru, Typical post-grad student Emictavice : Welp there we go better than whopper neonbandicoot : @crendor if they made a movie about your life, who would you want to be casted to play as you? Dimensionalshadow : What are you studying TIna? Reiches : Some Dark Elf team conceded against my Chaos, it wasnt even close to half time FeelsBadMan UndeadZamiel : I don't want ASSSS Eventia : Reading about a youtuber's life sounds like the most boring thing ever TinaTaru : Typical ;-; freaker_one : crendor 2k17 Ergoliv : god that move was stoopid TinaTaru : Medchem The27thKnight : 50 sloths of Crendor PogChamp Pilatian : Reiches maybe they just didn't want you to make their team unviable to play lirikP QuintessenceOfMe : You could have a brand of empty notebooks, for people to use to write in, like Crendor's Noncontent Notebooks. Dimensionalshadow : Oh sounds fun Militantbralor : Crendor, Call your book "non content" and write a story about something fantastical TinaTaru : Nope it's horrible Modustrollens69 : I got 3 concedes in a row, since I added a Dirty Player on my team Vul_shock : @Crendor I can understand that, you want something that people can immerse themselves into the world you made. Dimensionalshadow : You can do it Tina Necronikolai13 : i would read 50 Sloths of Crendor TheRealZereleth : @Crendor, Will you author it as "crendor" Notsonew : those books are just youtubers trying to cash in on their fans. those are the only people who would buy it anyways DesmondDentresti : You dont want to publish a book of non-content Rave_Digger : If you publish an empty book and someone already made an empty book is it still considered plagiarizing :thinking: MataNui95 : @TinaTaru, I sure jope you end up liking it tymochranus : sadly theres no one to make it rainbow Reiches : @Pilatian, i have a pretty fresh team Camioddi : "non content adventure" by crendor RedSnt : Preach TinaTaru : So busy Camioddi : I like it Kappa TinaTaru : Wow Zandandido : @Crendor Maybe write a novel under a pen name. Chocolate_Burrito : you have a busy person face RaistlanSol : i am the busiest person i have ever met in your life? Vul_shock : @Crendor you are channeling your inner Sam there .3. ...... that was mean Vul_shock : me not you TinaTaru : I will never like it mata :c MataNui95 : @TinaTaru, Why the heck are you studying it Cek415 : school 6 work 8 Emictavice : Not having alarms wake you up is the difference between being busy or not Losingmastered : Well they don't work the full 8 hours though, the number of people you hear are doing other stuff while they're suppose to be working DansGame TinaTaru : I don't feel like you're busy at all Crendor xD TinaTaru : @MataNui95 Cause it's part of my curriculum straightgamesta : they render their videos by hand doe, Crendor! Eventia : Crendor, Sounds like a lot of youtubers are bad at time management Emictavice : It's what differentiates my work and vacation mornings, my damn alarm RedSnt : @Crendor do you have a dedicated machine for rendering? Or just the computer you're on now? Darke_Imp : Some Youtubers seem legitimately busy all the time though. Like Jirard. He runs an office on top of all the shows and podcasts he records and appearances he does.. Moobot : Follow the stream to be alerted when Crendor goes live! Also, check out these links! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/crendor Twitter: http://twitter.com/crendor Facebook: http://facebook.com/crendor Instagram: http://instagram.com/crendorwastaken The27thKnight : not all youtubers Kappa Camioddi : guess his charm didnt work Kappa Vul_shock : @Eventia time management is also one of those super important skills Let's get up here. Uh... Get him down here. Let's get some hits on Dr. Dre. Damn. Alright. And now we blitz. Everybody rotate down. Hm, question is... I mean I can blitz this Skink and get the two die, but I also wanna be able to score next turn, so I have to like get out in the back. You know what? I think I'll be fine. Re-roll it. I wanna see some defender... oh my god! I just re-rolled double Push into double Skull. Ass, clown, pizza, shit, ass. You gotta be kidding me. Strippin, do you get SPPs for surfing? No, you don't. It's... it's the same like kinda bane like fouling. It gets... it like just rolls an injury for them and you get nothing for it. Alright, we plugged the hole. No one may pass. No! They're going around the side! On the bright side, this is his turn that he received the ball on, so I mean he is not gonna score. So that's good. Unless he does some crazy shit right here. But I also have my wizard, so even if he does... Are you shitting me? Alright, we're gonna have to use the wizard. We're gonna have to bust out the wizard right now. This god damn Skink, dude. And he even rolled a six on the pick up. Yeah, I don't even have any guys that can reach there. Wait, what? Oh my god. I meant to use Dodge, and then I didn't use it. Oh my... Is he playing with Spamfish? Why does this guy sound so much like Spamfish? I don't even know who that is. It's a bit of racist really, because Spamfish is just English. That's... Oh. That's it. Just an English guy. Alright. Well. Step... oh my god, I just stood him up before even using the wizard. Honestly, I'm not even like Spamfish, really. He is much more Cockney than I am. CarrieBakes thanks you for the three months. Appreciate the love. Welcome to Strip Club. Thank you very much, and uhm... viridicium with the four months. Thank you viri. Falling apart here. Falling apart. Alright, let's get some points on this last turn. There we go. All you Australians sound the same? You're right mate. That's it. That's it, mate. We sound the fucking same, don't we? Ok. Alright. Get him down here. Beautiful. They are trying to get through. Here we go. Beautiful. Keep it rolling. Come on. You shall not pass! Ok. And now I am kinda scared that these guys, uhm... I'd rather just, uh... can he even reach there? Shit. He can. You know what? Screw it. I'm just gonna zap him. What? It didn't even... It didn't even, uh... stun him or anything. Oh my god. You better drop that ball, son. Oh my god. Nuffle please. Fail this pick up. Fail pick up. FuryRyan94 resubbing seventeen months in a row. Yeah baby, seventeen months. Hell yeah, dude. Well, I uh... I uh... He did manage to score. So that's great. Alright, I'm gonna have to kill some Skinks. Alright, lads. Secure the ball. Alright. Uh... thanks FuryRyan. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen. Swag. God damn. Move in for the kill, boys. God damn, dude. He is cornered. Like a rat. Everybody line up. Everybody line up. Surf's up. Surf's up chat. Alright. Crendor, do you ever stream WoW content? I did when Legion came out, but I haven't played WoW really that much lately. I kinda stream what I want. Oh my god. He can re-setup his defense? Nuffle please. Nuffle please. When will we see you and Sam play against each other? I mean whenever it matches us up. Yeah. It's pretty... pretty rare in that regard. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Poodmund : <message deleted> Moobot : No links allowed (Poodmund) (warning) Poodmund : Oh boo, I was trying to be helpful. :/ Moobot : Subscribing gets you a cool crensloth subscriber badge, a virtual high-five, 20 emotes, and more! http://ow.ly/Yxlmy thebhaalist : Rekt SwiftHenemaru : THE GREED SgtOddity : LOL NexiKuro : crendorF crendorF crendorF crendorF crendorF porkrot : waaaaw dallas4life016 : das greeeed Dunce9001 : praise nuffle philippekav : should have dodge :P equinox5991 : F riPepperonis Halerand : whaa 1 game? butwha nerfshamansplz : is he playing with spamfish? why does this guy sound so much like spamfish? hi2424 : din't dodge LUL Dunce9001 : no dodge buffoonery nerfshamansplz : lol that's awkward Lerronin : First the greed now no doge. crendorNotlikethis meowingtonz672 : what's going on? Gray007nl : CREEENNNN [although split into two, this was considered one statement] Gray007nl : DAAAWWWGGG vaindil : Gray DansGame Gray007nl : Vaindil crendorNotlikethis vaindil : I just got home and set my desktop back up, now my monitors are out of position and I can't get them how I want them. crendorNotlikethis FuryRyan94 : yeah baby 17 months :D NexiKuro : gg boys FuryRyan94 : crendorNotlikethis crendorNotlikethis Warsmithkoala : KILL THE SKINKS Gray007nl : Solid use of that lighting blot Darke_Imp : Gray crendorFive crendorNerd meowingtonz672 : crendor do you ever stream wow content? Wereful : Sup nerds Gray007nl : crendorSleeper crendorHigh Imp Darke_Imp : :D Johnny1cut : when will we see your & Sam playing against each other? Uvahash : Well a suarus just scored because he caught it when all my players were knocked down Uh, I could totally go for like... he's got a... I could take any... oh, I could take Dodge! Oh shit. I could get a fucking blodge Hobgoblin. That would be quite good.] That would be pretty good. Or I could get Guard. I feel like I would probably get... I would probably make him ball carrier. Here is the thing though, like the dwarves will get Guard anyway. I will take... yeah, let's take Dodge. Yeah. Oh, Justin is the text-to-speech voice that Cry uses to read bit messages. He sounds like a little boy, so everyone makes him say the lewdest messages and call Cry and Russ daddy. That's... that's really dumb. That's really... guys are really fucked up. Oh man, I am 10k of buying my dwarf back. That's a shame. Ok. Well, we just have to tough out the next game, I guess. Yeah, just tough it out. I'm queuing up, maybe we will get matched up. I'm queuing up, too. I'm... I'ma, hm... [unintelligible] A hundred and eighty, alright. Fifteen hundred bits from Stickiler, because I killed a player, but it was still a good game. GGs dude, you didn't have to pay for that. I mean I did win three nil. Thank you very much for the bits though. Appreciate the love. yaroslavsky with thirty four bits. Enjoy some Kappa foam in your bit cup. I don't know if I wanna like... just real quick try the Khemri before I commit. Uhm... To these two teams. That's true. Maybe try the Khemri out. Khemri are really fun dude. I'm gonna... I'm gonna make a Khemri team. Grimaizin with five bits. Last of my bits. Sam may have beaten us with numbers, but he is British and he loses in the end always anyway. Very low Agility. Average... Mummies that can fall apart. That's... well, the downside of having four five Strength guys is that your mummies are really fragile. What's your... What's your teams name? Decayers of the Lost Arc. Fucks sake... Crendor, I am sorry. I am out of bits until the payday. The war was well fought. Everyone, good job. I mean nobody should feel obligated to give bits. Like... Yeah... ever. Especially if you're like struggling with money. I wouldn't... definitely go against doing crazy stuff, but I appreciate all of it, guys. And you know what? We may have lost the battle, but we probably lost the war as well and we are retreating, but you know what? We only lost... We only lost like seven hundred good men. We'll go home. We'll have some tea. We'll go to Ikea. Alright, what's the Khemri TV. One thousand? And we'll sign a peace treaty. We just signed the peace treaty. We - Yeah. We initiated the ceasefire. We're... we're on the ceasefire. Yeah. Four Tomb Guardians. Alright. Laotose with ten bits. While the heroes are off to war, I'm at the home-front forging weapons and watching ads. Thank you, Laotose. Use the bit money to buy new carpets after Cat destroys your current ones. You know what? I probably will. Like honestly, I probably will. Not even joking about that one. I would say we could buy a new chair, but I don't think I wanna get rid of Chair, he's a good chair. He killed a guy that game. Yo chat, what is the rest of the Purple Cobras names? Oh shit, I am playing a dark elf team. Oh, yeah... they're... Blade. Make Sam's chat pay reparations in the form of bits like Britain did to use after World War One. Here is the thing, I... we won... we just won though. So - That's what you're saying. - you... you'll have to pay reparations to us. No. That doesn't make sense. Yes it does. That's not how it works. I think we've got... I think we're just gonna do puns of Ace... Acer. Around Za Warudo? What is Za Warudo? Uh... I'll take the ball. Loserlemby, a hundred bits. Just a bit more eh, eh? Thanks, loserlemby for the great bit pun. Dude, and I... you don't get any Throw-Ras to start with, do you? Five skellies. I think we just did... we just did Phaser. Let's move in here. And there. Do they stay in this pose while you play? What? The fucking weird pieces. Oh, yeah. They, uh... No, not while you play. They... they don't do it. You get one Throw-Ra. That's not what, uh... what the website is saying. Ok. Like the fact they have Sure Hands... So if you don't have that, you're going to have a bad time. I actually have two, but... that's pretty much if you want two Throw-Ras or two Blitz-Ras. I went with Throw-Ras. Uh... we want... Zeroshin five bits. Says 'Butts'. Thank you, Zeroshin. Oh man. Alright, last one is, uh... Alright, I'm ready. Hell yeah, let's beat up some elves. I already injured one. Boohya. Good start, good start. nocturnalsquire : kappa? Grimmaizin : Cheer5 The last of my bits, Sam may have beaten us with numbers. But, he is British and he loses in the end always anyway. StalkingWeasel : @Crendor Sorry im out of bits until payday, the war was well fought everyone good job. Hobo1001 : sam has what 5 times the viewers LancerEagle : you were the noble vanguard of our forces Weasel, no one could have asked for better Zoidberg2142 : weed1 weed2 Hobo1001 : f Zoidberg2142 : weed1 weed2 Zoidberg2142 : weed3 weed4 ABFDV : Cheer10 Grimmaizin : We failed Crendoria Hydrostatic_Shock : I don't feel obligated at all! Grimmaizin : We commit Seppuku in the morning Andaelas : How far ahead was Sam? Moobot : Subscribing gets you a cool crensloth subscriber badge, a virtual high-five, 20 emotes, and more! http://ow.ly/Yxlmy Oceanman_TakeMeBytheHand : crazy stuff is my middle name Kappa Laotose : Cheer10 while the heros are of to war, i'm at the homefront forging weapons and watching ads Yamsandjams : BibleThump Necronikolai13 : i just got here... what happened? o.O silfa144 : crendorFive crendorNotlikethis crendorHigh Grimmaizin : We should start burning shit down on our way out though Grimmaizin : PILLAGE Mighthate : @Crendor, use the bit money to buy new carpets after your cat destroys your current ones awesomepanda0501 : IKEA IS WAR. IKEA IS HELL StalkingWeasel : crendorFive crendorChair crendorHigh Zoidberg2142 : crendorFive crendorChair crendorHigh salttea7 : The only loser in the bit war is Gmart silfa144 : crendorFive crendorChair crendorHigh TinaTaru : I wish I could study at ikea Dimensionalshadow : For the free coffee Tina? DeadSoldier8 : give bits for the rebuilding effort crendorKappa LancerEagle : crendorFive crendorChair crendorHigh ChalkStorm : use bits to but a new cat Talismaniac77 : Buy your cat a new laundry basket. Noiscin : HOLY FUCK Grimmaizin : We need bits to rebuild after the Great Bit War DraggoonLord : @crendor make Sam's chat pay reparations in the form of bits like Britain did to us after WW1 LUL Noiscin : i GOT 'EM, DraggoonLord : ZA WARUDO Noiscin : @CRENDOR MAH BABY Necronikolai13 : i'm so lost SevenYearLaughter : TOKI WO TOMARE Zoidberg2142 : crendorFish crendorFishline crendorFishline crendorFishhook crendorSkittles Noiscin : ZA WARUDO IS DOOMED Grimmaizin : @Crendor Sam should be charged with Bit War Crimes SevenYearLaughter : But is it Part 7 or Part 3 World? Cerabret100 : generally loser pays reperation as punishment awesomepanda0501 : SwiftRage loserlemby : Cheer100 Just a BIT more eh, eh? Noiscin : pART 3 DeadSoldier8 : yea germany paid reparations CDLewey : Za. Warudo ZiggaWaTT : ZA WARUDO AugustTyrant : ZA WARUDO Hobo1001 : but Crendor was France here Stewbedale : The engrish for The World CDLewey : Wryyyy Talismaniac77 : FDR's Loan Lease Program to the British? zeazeta : ZA WARUDO nothealer : ZA WARUDO Archemiendo : wryyyyy DraggoonLord : ZA WARUDO zeazeta : WRRRRRYYYYY bowomar : @crendor tell Sam to call his team ''Falling to Bits'' it's too good and he doesn't read chat, it's not too late THEUFUA : Muda da da? salttea7 : We have to pay 10% of there income in reparations and lose 10 prestige Archemiendo : Muda muda muda indeed ZiggaWaTT : muda muda muda SomethingDatalis : Deus Vult! sbzyOrc sbzyManleee StalkingWeasel : Sam needs to pay reparations bit by bit(pun intended) DraggoonLord : @crendor ZA WARUDO is an anime meme SevenYearLaughter : It's anime stuff crendor Noiscin : I'm so happy Zeroshin413 : Kappa1 Kappa1 Kappa1 Kappa1 Kappa1 Butts awesomepanda0501 : my gf broke up with me yesterday, advice? Grimmaizin : get a new one carmelchaos : drink Yaroslavsky : Drink StalkingWeasel : stalk Grimmaizin : and drink CDLewey : Delete facebook, hit the gym, hire a lawyer silfa144 : weed LancerEagle : ask for her valentine's day present back Grimmaizin : booze and weed ZiggaWaTT : claim a waifu Yaroslavsky : ALL THE ALCOHOL DeadSoldier8 : dont get advice from us awesomepanda0501 : nice Talismaniac77 : Ignore. Move on. StiggyButt : Move on Lordrigol : Cheer1 Roses are Red, Violets are blue. I use Internet Explorer, how 'bout u? Happy V day Crendor SomethingDatalis : Get a new one? Kappa SevenYearLaughter : 3DPD, get a 2D girlfriend Grimmaizin : Invest all your money into bits StalkingWeasel : buy one? jagfeldown : Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Rolled double 6s on a ghoul, do i take the +1 str? SomethingDatalis : Last one was faulty, get a new one Thesson : @awesomepanda0501, Marry her dad. Zoidberg2142 : Kappa Retorus : Grimmaizin : Start raising goats Zoidberg2142 : crendorFive TheIlluminati crendorHigh StalkingWeasel : get a cat. ChalkStorm : @jagfeldown for a necro team no but undead probably Thesson : Become mr. freeze. Flyingphish : I'm sorry Crendor , the launch codes were already entered before the peace talks started StalkingWeasel : crendorCat Nhork_Elad : you strained his groin... Nhork_Elad : jeez